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two russians and one minnesotan.
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Dear People of the World,
I am the person who drives 37 in a 35 mph and 42 in a 40 mph areas. You know why, because I know way to many ticket happy police officers, and I cant afford a ticket. I don't want my insurance to go up. I dont want to spend 20 minutes sitting by the side of the road, police lights flashing beside me. I dont want to say "Hello Officer" You know what else, I am an attorney. I know at least a 100 ways to get out of a ticket!!! And I still think it is not worth is. Does your stupid ass want a moving violation on your record?? Or would you prefer to pay for my physical therapy?

So dear big-ass-gas-grissling-car-driver, why you constantly cut me off? Getting ahead of me wont get you anywhere, most of the time I am stuck behind a grandma who can berely see or remember where she is going. Cutting in front of me, risking an accident will only get you a few feet and I will be right there BEHIND YOU. One day I will slam on my breaks you will rear-end me and I will fucking file a negligence suit. And I will win. Fucking stop.
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Seeing how everyone lost their brains over Fifty Shades of Grey, I jumped on the bandwagon and read the book.
Well, writing is horrific, its not Dostoevsky, but beyond that I dont understand what the fuss is all about.
My favorite part of the book, are the emails between A and C, they are somewhat whitty and kinda cute.
The sex part is meh.
I want to read the other two parts....just to see if at any point a pizza guy will show up.
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Last nine hours were spend learning about mechanics liens and construction laws.... construction law....there is moneyz in there:)
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Mother's Prayer: "First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches. May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty. When the Crystal Meth is offered, may she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half... Guide her, protect her when crossing the street, stepping onto boats, swimming in the ocean, swimming in pools, walking near pools, standing on the subway platform, crossing 86th Street, stepping off of boats, using mall restrooms, getting on and off escalators, driving on country roads while arguing, leaning on large windows, walking in parking lots, riding Ferris wheels, roller-coasters, log flumes, or anything called 'Hell Drop,''Tower of Torture,' or 'The Death Spiral Rock ‘N Zero G Roll featuring Aerosmith,' and standing on any kind of balcony ever, anywhere, at any age... Grant her a Rough Patch from twelve to seventeen. Let her draw horses and be interested in Barbies for much too long, For childhood is short... O Lord, break the Internet forever, that she may be spared the misspelled invective of her peers... And when she one day turns on me and calls me a B in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, to yank her directly into a cab in front of her friends, For I will not have that Sh%^&t. I will not have it. And should she choose to be a Mother one day, be my eyes, Lord, that I may see her, lying on a blanket on the floor at 4:50 A.M., all-at-once exhausted, bored, and in love with the little creature whose poop is leaking up its back. 'My mother did this for me once,' she will realize as she cleans feces off her baby’s neck. 'My mother did this for me.' And the delayed gratitude will wash over her as it does each generation and she will make a Mental Note to call me. And she will forget. But I’ll know, because I peeped it with Your God eyes. Amen." - from BossyPants, by Tina Fey
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Originally posted by [ profile] plasmastik at Железный человек

Иззи Эзагуи(Izzy Ezagui) вырос в Майами, штат Флорида. После нескольких своих визитов в Израиль, Иззи поклялся, что когда-нибудь он обязательно пойдет в армию — в Армию Обороны Израиля. И в 19 лет, он действительно бросив все в США, призвался в боевые части Цахал, в бригаду Кфир.

К сожалению, Иззи не повезло. Спустя менее года службы, во время операции Литой свинец в Газе, его в составе своего подразделения посылают в бой. Через 3 недели после начала операции, его отряд попадает под минометный обстрел и Иззи был серьезно ранен, практически полностью потеряв левую руку. После длительного срока реабилитации, Иззи решает вернуться в армию. Более того... он снова возвращается к службе в боевых частях и даже заканчивает курс командиров.

Несколько дней назад Иззи опубликовал свою историю на — сайте финансирования творческих проектов по схеме краудфандинга. С помощью многочисленных посетителей сайта, Иззи планирует собрать деньги для оплаты писателя, который напишет кго историю, книгу о его жизни.

Надеюсь, что у него все получится!

Видео )
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Community college graduation
Graduates figuring out the ABCs and siting arrangements = 50 min
Actual graduation ceremony = 15 min

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mail order bride

I, on the other hand will be Queen Ester

I have some experince, as I was her when I was 5, 8 and 12 years old.
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There is a special time during the year, when one should not eat matza, thats the time that I crave matza the most. At least I fugured out my purim outfit.
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According to Santorum, my vagina is considered to be federal property.
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tacky or cool??
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I need a big lawyerly purse. Something that would fit a three ring binder, a big book and a small laptop. And preferably with lighter colored lining. No more then $500. Recommendations?
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Желаю рыбам всех мастей
И сто рублей, и сто друзей
И чтоб водилось среди них
Побольше рыбок золотых.

Рыбы в год Дракона откроют в себе таланты, о которых прежде и не подозревали. 2012 год позволит представителям этого знака спокойно подумать о жизни. Они избавятся от многих комплексов. Новый взгляд на мир поможет рыбам совершать смелые поступки.2012 год — это год путешествий для рыб. Причем большая часть поездок будет способствовать расширению профессиональной деятельности.
Узнать гороскоп для своего знака зодиака
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When I get overwhelmed by life, I just remember that I am smart and I have a magnificient rack. I am basically unstoppable.


Dec. 1st, 2011 07:44 pm
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Books are becoming obsolete, but when I have my own house, Im getting one of these
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Nov. 27th, 2011 01:08 pm
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There is no spooning defense to physical impotence claim - prof. Schecter. Family law

I think I am taking way more time to adjust to the fact that I am no longer in school and I dont have to study anymore then I did when I started law school and had to study all the time.

brain fart

Nov. 2nd, 2011 09:26 pm
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Сегодня минут десять искала на банке скраба и крема значок кашрута.


Nov. 2nd, 2011 03:04 pm
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"I solemnly do swear that I will support the Constitution of the United States and that of the state of Minnesota, and I will conduct myself as an attorney and counselor at law in an upright and courteous manner, to the best of my learning and ability, with all good fidelity as well to the court as to the client, and that I will use no falsehood or deceit, nor delay any person's cause for lucre or malice. So help me God."


Oct. 31st, 2011 11:11 pm
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First video of trade off.

Gilad Shalit is free! As we celebrate his return my thoughts are also with the families and friends of terror victims who today must endure seeing those who murdered their loved ones go free.

P. S. Dear United Nations, that "human rights" court in Hague and whaterver other "human rights" organizatoins are out there, please note the legal precedent that was set by muslim terrorists, also known as "palestinians" one Jew is worth 1127 muslims/palestinians.

P.P.S. What other country would do that for its soldier?

P.P.P S. Dear Israel, we need a death penalty!!

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Dance with me till the end of love
by Leonard Cohen started playing as I walked in. good sign.

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Sep. 28th, 2011 01:29 pm
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Funny Rosh Hashanah Ecard: Let's give thanks this Rosh Hashanah that the most embarrassing thing a Jew did this year was redesign Facebook.

On a serious note

May hashem bless my tribe with a sweet, healthy year filled with meaning, understanding, love, hatzlacha and parnasah!!
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4 month until presidential election
USA - nobody knows who will be the president
Russia - everybody knows who will be the president

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